I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
