It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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