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there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Randomize
