No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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