is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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