belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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