I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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