dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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