He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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