If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
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