Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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