Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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