She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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