Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
do herpes really smell.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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