I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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