he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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