end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
