You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
where are my eyebrows?
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