why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
