Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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