Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
dude. I can hear the air.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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