i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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