Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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