doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
its not stalking. its research.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
So much Jack, so little girl.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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