come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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