Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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