Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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