I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so that wasnt chicken after all
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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