Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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