Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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