my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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