sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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