I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
what if I'm pregnant?
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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