I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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