I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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