look no pants
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I need to calm my uterus...
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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