If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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