found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I deserve this hangover.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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