when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Randomize
