can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
We need to get me chipped asap
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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