I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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