How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
