he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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