So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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