idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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