Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Operation Purity has been aborted
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
its liver damage thursday
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