oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize
