I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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