What a fucking waste of an outfit
Betty ford says i'm here all night
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
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