U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
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