She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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