sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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