Sponge bath it is.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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